Saturday, December 31, 2005

BAD GIRL

BAD GIRL
I’ve been a bad, bad girl.
I’m sorry and want forgiveness.
It’s just this naughty little girl,
who lives inside me. She’s the bad one.
She doesn’t seem to care,
consequences don’t matter,
When facing the rewards
of instant gratification.
PLEASURE
LUST
She’s insatiable.
She feeds off of desire.
Do you desire her?
Let her taunt and tease you…
You won’t realize it’s happened
Until you’ve already fallen for her charms.
FLIRT
WHORE
She’s edged her way into your fantasies.
Do you have the guts to attempt to have her?
Or will you remain silent in words,
Yet, screaming inside?
DESIRE
POWER
Do you know the power that lies between her thighs?
Power enough to get you to do what she wants.
Eventually you will lose- she always wins.
She can’t NOT win, she would die.
Or she would die trying.
OBSESSION
CONTROL
She dangerous because she is always thinking,
Pre-planning her actions, planting the seeds
Into the minds of those she seethes.
Oozing with wetness, she craves her next victim.
She needs to feed her ego,
So she can grow bigger, stronger,
More powerful, more irresistible.
For now, I will hide her
And all of her terrible little secrets.
But it won’t be long
Until she’s on the prowl again.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Inspected by No. 33

While I was making my energy dinner
of macaroni and cheese (I know, yucky),
I was thinking and came up with my next
“when-I-grow-up-I-want-to-be-a…” idea.
I want to be the quality control tester
at a dildo factory! Someone has to have
the job because each one comes with a
“money back if not satisfied guarantee”.
Certainly they wouldn’t make such a
promise if they weren’t sure it would
“deliver”. It only makes sense that
they have someone test the thing.
Some even come with an “Inspected
by number 33” sticker. Why don’t
you read about those kinds of jobs
in the Chicago Tribune’s classifieds?

Yuck! Scary thought. Wonder what
they do with the returned ones?
Are they recycled? Or is there a
Goodwill for wayward dildos?
Poor unwanted little buggers.