What Would Jesus Do? He'd shit!
Nothing makes the little shithead girl in me laugh harder than to watch people get pissed off about the little things they can't control~ especially christians. To honor my fellow hypocritical brethren, I bring forth to you on this special day, a little frequently known fact sure to piss off any jesus loving freak. I typed in WWW.JESUS.COM and it redirected me to this site http://www.mccchurch.org/index2.htm. It is an international christian fellowship that totes the following welcome:
"ALL are welcome in MCC...
a worldwide fellowship of Christian
churches with a special outreach to
the world's gay, lesbian, bisexual and
transgender communities."
ha! i am so proud of the gay community of christians! not only do they not worry about sexual bigotry, but they staked claim to the famous www.jesus.com! what would Pat Robinson think? can you image all the red-faced, gay-hating holier-than-thou christians who curiously typed in jesus.com in honor of CHRISTMAS? I think this site has renewed my faith in christians today!! what would Jesus do? he'd giggle I bet.
*Kisses* -=Julia=-
Why didn't I think of that! Sperm ATM's
The following is just my theory on men and women's biological clocks, ticking and stock written with the sole purpose to remind others of the grossly different biological demands of the sexes.
Women menstrate once a month to shed their unused egg for that month. On the other hand (pun completely intended), the average male in his sexual prime must masterbate in order to rid his bodies of his unused sperm which has a much shorter "shelf-life" than women's eggs. Sperm has a 72-hour window of ideal freshness. If that sperm is not used the body will attempt to reuptake some of it, but it meanwhile has a new batch ready to load (again, a pun I couldn't resist). If men go prolonged periods of time without ejaculating, their bodies will soon have an excess of sperm, buidling up in the ballsack, backfilling their 'lines' and creating an increasing amount of pressure and discomfort. Men masterbate because they cannot menstrate. So perhaps women should be a bit more patient when they find a crusty sock under the computer desk, after all men suffer one week every month for 'Aunt Martha's Visit" and all the fun emotions she brings with her.
They also have the luxury of beating off to donate unneeded sperm to local sperm banks and making a quick bundle of money. Women have to have more invasive donation procedure, that can only be done in a limited capacity with greater risk of a botched donation. Thus explains the vast financial difference in donated eggs versus sperm donations.
With all this in mind, I ask myself: Are men perverted by nature or does nature pervert men? Is porn the moral decay of monogamy, relationships, and fidelity or is it a necessary evil created to ensure the sucess of all mankind in a Darwinish sense? If Sperm ATMs where on every corner making it easier for women to procreate despite not being in a relationship or having any immediate need for a male in her life, would more and more women skip the dating horrors of this life for increased free time she could use instead for her career or baby? Would dating cease or would it be uneffected by women's discontinued need for sex to procreate because it is human nature to seek conflict where none exists for the entertainment value of it all? hmmm.... just some thoughts!
*Kisses* -=Julia=-
*Kisses* -=Julia=-
