Friday, March 24, 2006

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - A Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:The Juice
Birthday:Nunya Bizness but will tell you it wasn't last night
Birthplace:hospital bed
Current Location:out there
Eye Color:Depends
Hair Color:Also depends
Height:5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right for sure
Your Heritage:Serbian
The Shoes You Wore Today:Ugg Boots
Your Weakness:One night stands
Your Fears:getting fat, growing old, going bald, losing my teeth
Your Perfect Pizza:Bianco (no sauce) Cheese and Big Sausage Chunks
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Start my own business
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:gotta pee BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up:eww, i gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature:boobs
Your Bedtime:Completely whacky sleep schedule
Your Most Missed Memory:Being allowed to play with my friends with no shirt on in the summertime.
Pepsi or Coke:Diet Pepsi/A,mstel Lite
MacDonalds or Burger King:Taco Hell for their fountain Diet Pepsi
Single or Group Dates:Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:yuck! no tea or coffee for me EVER
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla with optional Chocoloate Syrup
Cappuccino or Coffee:NYUCK!~
Do you Smoke:not cigarettes- blah!
Do you Swear:FUCK NO!
Do you Sing:In the shower
Do you Shower Daily:try to, like japenese mineral salt baths too
Have you Been in Love:I suppose so
Do you want to go to College:I did
Do you want to get Married:nope
Do you belive in yourself:yes, i have to or no one else will
Do you get Motion Sickness:only on rides that go round and round in circles real fast
Do you think you are Attractive:I am too sexy for this quiz ;-)
Are you a Health Freak:Not really, but I ain't a death freak either- so there ya go.
Do you get along with your Parents:I truly and deeply respect my father, he always allowed me to be me and loved me inspite of that.
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes, feel safe and i'd even go as far as to say they are sexy
Do you play an Instrument:the radio, and my date's skin flute every now and again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:oh god yes, question is have I NOT drank
In the past month have you Smoked:not cigarettes ya fuk, already answered this stupid sheeyat
In the past month have you been on Drugs:what would make you ask that? hmmmm????
In the past month have you gone on a Date:i live with a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:no, fuck those conformist mall people
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:absolutely not in the past month, not ever
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Jesus god no, nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage:only in my dreams
In the past month have you been Dumped:no, but i've taken a few
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:yeah, alone in my Japanese spa baths
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I don't need to steal, i can fast talk you outta anything much easier
Ever been Drunk:as a bartender, I WORKED drunk daily
Ever been called a Tease:prolly been called most everything at some point
Ever been Beaten up:no, just beaten as a child CONSTANTLY for being hyperactive
Ever Shoplifted:NOT on purpose NO, never
How do you want to Die:murder- finding my celebrity status postmordem from a law changing precident named after me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Oh, don't worry about this, I am NEVER growing up, ya dig??
What country would you most like to Visit:Greece- St. Olympus, home to my idol Aphrodite
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Dark Brown
Favourite Hair Color:Black or Dark Brown
Short or Long Hair:either as long as it looks sexy on him, but total bald makes me nervous
Height:taller than me
Weight:5lbs
Best Clothing Style:Perfect fitting, worn blue jeans, no shirt, and no shoes~ yummy :-)*
Number of Drugs I have taken:probably everything but heroin and quaaludes (too young)
Number of CDs I own:900
Number of Piercings:6
Number of Tattoos:2/3
Number of things in my Past I Regret:i cannot and will not waste my time on regrets

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

It don't mean a thang, if you aint got....

a big shlong!



What the fuck did ya think I would say??



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P.S. To the boy-idiot yesterday who robbed me and then was UNROBBED of the things he robbed of me thanks to the gorgeous, courageous and dedicated men of the MASSILLON FIRE DEPT... BOO- YAHH! ya little FUCKER! NEXT TIME IF YOU WEAR A BELT WHEN YOU GO OUT ROBBING AND STEALING, YOU WILL HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF RUNNING WITH MY STOLEN SHIT IN BOTH YOUR HANDS, instead of having to ditch the shit to run while HOLDING UP YOUR STUPID ASS, BAGGY ASS pants that kept falling down...


HA HA HA you dumbassenterpreaunigger. YOU GOT PUNKED and I got "UNROBBED". BOOO- YAHH, !



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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

a day late and 2 people short...

posted by -=JJ=- @ 1:26 AM 3 comments