Saturday, December 10, 2005

Deep Throating - *the juicy details*

Although deep throating sounds like something you only
see in the movies, you can do this too, get a thick banana,
they work perfect because they are soft and thin enough
to learn but not thick enough to really suffocate you, plus
they're good for you.... take the unpeeled banana
and with your head back, relax your jaw letting it fall naturally
to your chin, then relax the throat, neck and shoulder muscles
as much as you can... Kind of visualize your muscles expanding
each time you insert and hold the banana a little deeper.


The ticket is to learn where NOT to let the banana hit in your
throat... put it in, now relax and open throat your muscles
wider, hold it there and continue to breath, slide it down
farther - if you start to gag, you can quickly remove it,
gain your composure and start again.... you will quickly
learn where you gag reflexes are triggered and where they
aren't or if you should ever move on to 'the other
white meat' at all.


When doing this on an actual penis, you need to keep a few
things in mind or somebody's gonna get hurt. A penis
will shoot you - but if it is inserted deeply enough, it will
hit far enough down in your throat that the taste will escape
your tastebuds and your throat is much less sensitive the
further down and this isn't as bad as a regular blow
job, so don't worry about the shot, it won't hurt,
but if you start focusing on him coming, you will tense up
with anticipation and probably gag hard.


You can make this much easier with a posture that is conducive
to your neck remaining supported and relaxed.... I find
the easiest position for me to deep throat or get mouth fucked
is like this:

I am laying on my back on the bed, I let my head
stick out past the edge and gently fall back a bit until the
point where it is still comfortable....the side of the
bed is a good resting spot for my head and my mouth is already
open as my jaw naturally falls towards my chest. The man
stands with this thighs and crotch at the top of my head and
either stands or kneels depending on bed height. This is
the best position to try as you will be working with, notagainst gravity with muscle support the entire time (the support allow tension-free opening).


Once inserted, lick it up and down to get it good and slippery
and make a concerted effort to wrap your lips up and around
in manner of a big mouth bass. Once pretty deep, get into
a slow rhythmic like contractions -release-expand-hold-
release again, expand again, take more of his penis hold...
let throat become accustomed to the intrusion and keep
going until your lips and nose hit the pelvis/balls area

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If all is going well, try rabbing his ass cheeks and hips
with your hands and fingers open in a real good wide grip
and pull his crotch into your face, shoving his cock into
your throat~ you can enjoy being in charge as you push and
pull him at your own rhythm, comfort and pace and really
get deep down on him. He could MINDFULLY and slowly, if you
allow him, start to stroke himself in and out in little mini
strokes but remaining submerged, if you like it on his terms.
Let him do this thing for a minute all the while concentrate on being relaxed
and NEVER STOP BREATHING through your nose! . Sounds logical,
but you'd be surprise how easy it is to find yourself
holding your breath and starting to REALLY feel gagged
and suffocated...


Oh, and never attempt to quickly clamp your jaw down either
or you can really do some damage (lorena bobbit style).
This usually doesn't last too long, so buckle down
and finish the job like a good little soldier and you might
end up with a nice little set of diamond earrings or something.


*Kisses* -=Julia=-

Friday, December 09, 2005

THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS

I hate catch 22's
they are very dangerous for one's self-esteem.
i want to choose the lesser of two evil's
but either situation carries baggage.
what to do?
i am a hedonist- a pleasure junkie
i am content only when fulfilling things that i find pleasurable
-as i am sure it is human nature to do so-
unfortunately, an admitted hedonist will tell you
that our distorted nature rarely alllows for us to make certain decisions
-albeit a good moral one-
over that which will give us instant gratification.
my instinct is to please myself now, apologize later
my life only feels balanced and worthwhile while succumbing to my evil selfishness
often time the pleasure does not measure up to my later amout of guilt,
i still choose the instant gratification ~everytime~ impulsively.
why?
i already told you why.
i only wish that while i was developing my values and morals,
that i would have learned to foresee the guilt BEFORE i take the pleasure or to say NO,
but that's what makes me a hedonist and that's why i am sharing this with you.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Life is all about ASS

you're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
behaving like one
arguing with one
wiping one
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*Kisses* -=Julia=-

Monday, December 05, 2005

A Story about a Penis *Bobbin and Weavin!*


A story about a penis and how I learned "Bobbin and Weavin"!
The first time I saw a penis was of course in the dirty magazines
that my brother and I had found in my dad's hidden stash
in the garage behind a box of Nails and Orange-off. He kept
them in an old milk crate. LOTS of them. 70's porn, hairy
bushes mostly, very little airbrushing, real women's
bodies, and a few cocks here and there.


But the first time I ever REALLY SAW a penis in the flesh,
was the eve of my Freshman Farewell dance. I was going with
a boy name Brian Jokovich, a fellow Serbian boy, who was
among my first crushes. He was my date for the dance and we
hooked up at a party that night, decided to go into the house
and make-out. He grabbed his package without me really
even knowing it, and put it in my hand! I GASPED! MY HEART
RACED! I PANICKED!! I didn't have a CLUE what the hell
to do with it, how to touch, how hard, what he wanted me to
do! So, without thought, I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH! Seemed like
the logical thing to do at the time.


Within seconds, there was this warm, salty, EXTREMEMLY-unexpected
taste in my mouth, pushing hard against the back of my throat!
GAGGIN ME! BLAH! I pulled that penis out of my mouth with
my hand in disgust, and as I was pulling my head up for a fresh
breath of air, I felt that same warm liquid shoot me RIGHT
IN THE EYE!! Still had the sperm in my mouth as it hit my eyeball,
I had no idea whether to spit or swallow! (I swallowed) FUCK!
Brian was happily pulling his pants back up and I am dying
as my eye was watering and the corners were starting to crust
shut! Man, if I only I had known, I could have been BOBBING
AND WEAVING that shit.


The time was ticking! My best friend's mom, who was
also my mom's best friend and fellow BIBLE STUDY BUDDY,
was going to be there any minute to pick us up~! I had to get
myself together. My eye is hurting and the makeup was smeared
from me trying to rub the sperm out of it, my hair was disarrayed
and my breath smelled of cheap beer and cum! I was running
out of the house, trying to maintain my cool and act as if
the most horrifying thing did NOT just happen to me, when
I finally found Colleen waiting by her mother's car
for me, Christian music blasting through the speakers.
Colleen asked if I was okay, and I explained everything
was fine. She looked at me with weariness in her eyes as she
reached up and pulled a big glob of what was the rest of the
wad Brian shot off, right out of my super-hold, hair-sprayed
bangs. She flicked it out of her hand, wiped her hand on her
jean shorts and pulled the front seat up for me to get into
the backseat of the car. She never mentioned that day again.
And I never got a chance to thank her.


That was the last day of my age of innocence. By the time of
the dance, word had spread throughout the whole school.
I was knows at the "BJ Girl" (brian jokovich/
blow job). Hey, the shoe fit and I wore it, and STILL I haven�t
learned to quit putting everything I touch into my damn
mouth ~ I guess I�ll never learn - but I am much better at Bobbin
and Weavin!

*Kisses* -=Julia=-