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100 things you never wanted to know about me

1. My nationality is Serbian.
2. I have 5 piercings: Tongue, Belly button, and 3 sets in ears
3. I love to shot guns and am an incredible marksman.
4. The first time I got drunk, I was two years old, my grandfather from Yugoslavia gave me beer in my bottle at my baptism party. The second time I was 11 when my sister’s mixed Black Velvet with my Koolaid.
5. My favorite restaurants are Chili’s for salsa, Mexican for quesadillas, Friday’s for Apple martinis
6. I have an obsessive compulsive trait when it comes to balance. Everything in life is a balance. I decorate my home in whatever way makes it feel balanced and centered properly – a natural Feng Shui
7. I wanted to be a lawyer since I was 5 years old.
8. When dining at a Japanese restaurant in L.A., I met Fabio, who was much shorter than I could have ever imagined.
9. I have had insomnia since I was a child.
10. My birthday is October 10th, making me a Libra.
11. Last 3 songs I downloaded were: Foo Fighters- All my life, Boondocks- Little Big Town, and James Blunt -You re beautiful.
12. I won several scholarships in college by writing essays while I was stoned.
13. I have two tattoos, the Sublime Sun and a Kiss on my ass cheek.
14. I have 2 Jack Russell Terriers named Sanford Brown and Kitty. Kitty just had a litter of 4 pups. I am thinking of keeping the boy, Louie Blue, Lou Dog for short.
15. I let one of my professors in college come to my house to bath me on several separate occasions.
16. My favorite places to Vacation: Cancun; Los Angelos; Dewey Beach, DE; Cocoa Beach, FL; Chicago
17. I lived in a hotel in Cocoa Beach, FL for several months and saw the only night launching of the Space Shuttle at Cape Canaveral. It lit up the entire sky.
18. I have $0/month entitled to me from Social Security when I retire.
19. I am an Independent who votes mostly Democratic.
20. I studied law, psychology, geography, history and political science at advanced levels in college.
21. When I am depressed I: Sleep, shop, drink or all three.
22. My favorite Male body parts are: that rarely seen little depression between the belly and the hip; the jaw, small of their backs
23. I have two, older sisters and a younger brother.
24. In high school I was on the Debate Team, was Historian of S.A.D.D., was a photographer for the yearbook staff, wrote for the school newspaper and was on the National Honor Society.
25. In high school, I was the only Girl at Girls’ state who ever got laid or smoked pot. I was a smart slut.
26. I lost my virginity shortly after my 16th Birthday to the Captain of the Debate Team. I lied about being a virgin to him out of shame because I was only looking for a one night stand so I could lose my virginity.
27. My first real job was as a bill collector for G.E. Capital.
28. I was Baptized Eastern Orthodox, raised Christian, converted to Catholicism before I started reading the teachings of Buddha and quit going to church completely.
29. I blackout every time I drink Tequila.
30. I smoked pot everyday I was in college and got straight A’s (4.0 GPA).
31. My favorite colors are green and pink.
32. My mother died when I was 26.
33. My mother hated me from the moment I was born.
34. My father was my best friend growing up.
35. I saw my first porno mag when I was 8 in my father’s garage.
36. I started my period and had to wear a bra when I was 9 years old.
37. I couldn’t read until I was in 3rd grade when I was finally diagnosed with
ADHD and medicated with Methphenydate (Ritalin).
38. I was diagnosed with Adult ADHD at age 27 and medicated with mixed salts of amphetamines, or ADDERRALL
39. I spent over a month in Cancun, Mexico after my mother’s death.
40. I blew $50,000 in 2 years, traveling, partying and gifting the people I love.
41. My favorite Holiday is Cinco de Mayo and St. Patty’s (reason to drink).
42. I have never had a 401k plan.
43. I have over 5 ½ years of college classes on record with still no declared degree.
44. My favorite drinks are Miller Lite, Cosmopolitans, Water, Diet Pepsi, Diet RockStar
45. I had my first kiss in 7th grade by a boy named John King in the bushes in front of my house.
46. I ran away once in high school, but only got as far as those same bushes where I gave Todd Carter oral sex while watching my friends and family ‘search’ for me.
47. I had my first audition for a play at the age of 29 when I read for the Vagina Monologues.
48. My best friends and I had a contest one summer to see who could get laid by more people before the start of the new school year. I lost with a total of 10 to my friend Lamese who had 13.
49. I gave my landlord oral sex for years instead of paying rent.
50. I paid my DUI attorney $500 that I made the night before by allowing a group of four car salesmen watch a lesbian girl give me oral sex for 20 minutes in a hotel room in Youngstown. Absolutely no sex with them was ever involved. Champagne and Blindfolds were.
51. My all-time favorite movies are: One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Friday, Pretty Woman, 40 Year-old Virgin, Office Space, 9 ½ weeks.
52. As a child, my parents never allowed me to join any type of dance, music or art classes. I never played sports, although my father was a race car driver.
53. I saved my brother from drowning in Daytona Beach by swimming him counter-shore for almost a mile when I was 10 and he was 8 years old.
54. I was four years old when my grandpa had a major heart attack while we were walking through the park. I somehow found my way to help and saved his life.
55. I was deathly allergic to milk, chocolate and pussy willow trees as a child.
56. I have eaten cheese everyday for the last 3 years.
57. I gave CPR to a momma cat once who was dying after the garage door closed on her. She pissed herself and completely stopped breathing, I blew in her mouth and put a kitten on her tit to milk, soon she miraculously came to and started licking her kitten like nothing ever happened.
58. My favorite food is Cheese, Crab Legs
59. I bruise extremely easy, always have.
60. I saw a UFO when I was 13 with my brother. We were so scared we didn’t sleep for days.
61. I was invited to join the Mensa Think Tank Team when I was in 4th grade.
62. I studied French for 3 years and Spanish for 4 years. I can say FUCK YOU in 5 languages.
63. I white-water rafted with my family in the Smokey Mountains one hour before my brother’s wedding.
64. I attended a hippy fest when I was 23, where I smoked a joint laced with red-rock opium and cocaine and I swore my one leg was growing longer than the other.
65. I raised several thousand dollars in two days to give a sweet old, homeless man a proper burial at a local funeral home.
66. I was a bartender for 5 years when I made the most insane money of my life.
67. I caught my father’s house on fire twice, both times, trying to cook dinner.
68. My favorite flowers are the Pink Asian Lily and Coleus
69. I played Spin the Bottle with 13 people that ended in a naked love fest.
70. I dated a professional baseball player when I lived in Nashville,TN.
71. My favorite month is June.
72. I have been to Toronto, Canada, Tijuana and Cancun Mexico but no other foreign countries. I have been to 26 of the 50 United States.
73. I have had sex in 13 different States of the U.S.
74. I had pictures of my boobs taken in the Library of Congress.
75. I was obsessed with the PTL club when I was 5 years old, writing I LOVE GOD everywhere!
76. I still have my very first stuffed toy, a little clown with a red-striped suit.
77. My family was too busy to attend my high school graduation, so I skipped it and spent the day with one of my best friend’s who needed to go to summer school to graduate. I bought Penis-Beer Can holder, a case of Busch Light and we got tattoos while I should have been graduating with Honors at a local church.
78. I obtained a fake ID when I was a senior in high school that made me 21. I missed 38 days of school that year because of hangovers. I still maintained a 3.8 GPA and was nominated to Buckeye Girl’s State by my unsuspecting teachers.
79. I won the top speaker award at a debate tournament even though we never won a single round because my partner had a horrible Speech impediment caused by a hole in the roof of her mouth.
80. My favorite places to shop are: World Market, Lowe’s and Goodwill.
81. I once waited on Brooks and Dunn and George Jones while waiting tables in Nashville. I also partied with Hank Williams, Jr’s son, Shelton.
82. My first crush was on Danny White, then the Quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
83. I have never been to New York City or Las Vegas in fear I would never come back.
84. The first time I had sex with a girl was when I was 25, she wined and dined me for months before I ever had enough guts to just try it. I liked it.
85. I have a list of every person I ever had sex with, both males and females, the number is around 94.
86. I smuggled steroids from Mexico for my boyfriend at the time, in the brake light compartment of my rented Volvo. Mexican pharmacies RULE!
87. My gynecologist prescribes me Xanax.
88. I have never been able to be faithful in a relationship.
89. I have had sex in over a dozen bar bathrooms.
90. My favorite TV shows are: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Grey’s Anatomy, The Discovery Channel shows
91. My Serbian family drinks Slivovitz, a plum brandy that is like liquid cocaine.
92. I once dated a man who was diagnosed and treated for testicular cancer. He lost a testicle and had a 25% chance to live. I stood by his side throughout his sickness and was with him the first time he tested his medical condition.
93. I have an extreme fear of attachments.
94. I have an even more extreme fear of commitments.
95. I never took someone’s virginity.
96. I spent two weeks in a stress management ward with the mentally unstable. I loved it there.
97. I could and have had fun in every possible scenario. I make the best out of whatever life throws my way and learn from all my mistakes and mishaps.
98. I once gave a man oral sex for a down payment on a car.
99. My favorite weekend jaunt is to Amish Country for Wine, Cheese and shopping.
100. I don’t ever wanna grow up, out or old.

posted by -=JJ=- @ 10:32 AM