Vegas Baby! The joy of hiring escorts.
The joy of hiring escorts.
I recently read a blog from a man who said his New Year’s resolution is to get laid on his birthday and if he cannot get laid in the conventional sense, that he was going to go to Nevada where it he can pay someone to fuck him for his birthday legally.
I responded with this:
Why go to Nevada when Nevada will come to you. I recently discovered the joy of hiring escorts.
1. They are available 24 hours a day for when the urge strikes
2. You don't have to the comforts of your own bed, and think of the money you would save not having to go to Vegas
3. There are clearly defined boundaries from the start so there is no chance of hurt feelings or drama if you never call her again
4. No need to worry about the awkward morning-after scenario
5. It's a sure thing
Just remember when you call them, and there are PLENTY I bet in your local paper, you aren't calling to buy sex, you are spending money to buy some companionship (one hour of their time), what they decide to do during that time is her free will (legally speaking), but if she likes making money, she will want you to enjoy your time because repeat customers are the best customers
posted by -=JJ=- @ 12:02 PM
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